Silly Sally jokes

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Does anyone remember Silly Sally jokes. The format of these jokes was a setup, then the
line "Silly Sally just laughed and laughed and laughed", and then the punch line.
Silly Sally went out on a date one night. The fellow put his hand up her dress. Silly
Sally just laughed and laughed and laughed. She knew her money was in her purse.
Any more?

One day Silly Sally was walking in the park and a squirrel ran up her pant leg and she just laughed and laughed because she knew she didn't have any nuts!! lol

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There was one about the garage. Something like “sally burned the garage down...her mother told her “sally, when your dad gets home, he’s going to kill you”....sally just laughed and laughed...because she knew her dad was in the garage. “

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That was hilarious

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Silly Sally went to the doctor one time, and the doctor told her she was pregnant and was going to have twins.

Sally just laughed and laughed and laughed!

She knew that wasn't possible, she'd only done it once!!!

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Silly Sally went to the doctor one time, and the doctor told her she was pregnant and was going to have twins.
Sally just laughed and laughed and laughed!
She knew that wasn't possible, she'd only done it once!!!

With the man who had run his hands under her dress?

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Silly Sally took a shortcut home from the store one night and pretty soon a man with a knife started to follow her. But Silly Sally laughed and laughed . . . she knew the bread was already sliced.

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Silly Sally was walking to school one day when she saw a fly sitting on a cow patty. Silly Sally just laughed and laughed and laughed. She knew that fly didn't do all that!

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Silly Sally was walking to school one day when she saw a fly sitting on a cow patty. Silly Sally just laughed and laughed and laughed. She knew that fly didn't do all that!

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Silly Sally's mother said "Sally, there's a quarter laying out in the middle of the street. Go pick it up!" Silly Sally replied "I'm not picking it up! You pick it up!"
Sally's mother went out to pick it up and as she was bending over a large steamroller ran her over and flattened her like a pancake.
But Silly Sally just laughed and laughed because she knew it was only a dime!

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Silly Sally walked through the alley and a man told her to take off all her clothes. Sally just laughed and laughed because she knew her clothes would not fit this man.

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Silly Sally went to the movies and a man set down next to her. The man reached over and put his hand down her blouse and began feeling around. Sally just laughed and laughed because she didn't keep her money in there.

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Silly Sally walked through the alley and a man told her to take off all her clothes. Sally just laughed and laughed because she knew her clothes would not fit this man.

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Silly Sally walked through the alley and a man told her to take off all her clothes. Sally just laughed and laughed because she knew her clothes would not fit this man.

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One day silly Sally was in the garden when a squirrel ran up her dress to find some nuts. Silly Sally just laughed and laughed because she knew she didn’t have any.

One day silly Sally was baby sitting and decided to take the baby for a walk with the stroller. She stopped at a top of a hill to tie her shoe, and then the baby stroller went rolling down the hill. Silly Sally laughed and laughed because she knew there was a stop sign at the bottom of the road.